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Thursday 01 April 2010
This is something I've been holding on to for the entirety of my lifetime — my hidden sexuality. As it turns out, I was born a
HOMOSEXUAL!
Why am I attracted to guys and not girls? Because guys are hot, goddammit!
Ever since I was 9 years old, I have been sexually attracted to guys. It wasn't until I started high school, though, when I realised my sexuality… It just never occurred to me that I was gay before then. But once I realised, I knew I had to keep it a secret so I wouldn't damage my reputation (which is very important to escape teasing/bullying).
This is a very special day, because I have finally been able to come out on the internet.
Thankyou for reading this :-)
λ James Kanjo
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Actually, you can't be born gay, because there is no gay gene. There is no gay gene, because the "gay gene" does not reproduce. So technically, you can't have been born gay. Although I don't agree with this, I applaud your courage.
Helllooooo darlings!!! It is glorious to hear from you delightful people!
Gay has a dictionary meaning of “Happy”
And you're fabulously right! I wasn't born gay at all — I was born miserable, crying my dear tincy little eyes out :(
Oh how it dreads me to hear that there is no “gay gene”… there really ought to be a gene that makes people joyful.
But if there were a happy gene, I would have thought it reproduced quite rapidly, because happy people tend to be full of laughter and are just lovely to hang around. Surely people would marry and, erm, reproduce babies with the gay gene?
Oh you poor little munchkin!!! You seem so confused!!! Going around and saying people can't be born happy, and then quickly saying you don't agree with yourself. I think it's time you had a visit from the wisdom fairy :)
Cheerio pumpkins!
λ James Kanjo
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Ok, seriously, this is an april fools joke right? And there is no happy gene, either. ;-)
btw, your site is kinda… how should I say this… pink?
*laughs*
Did you get sucked in? It seemed like I had you going there for a second XD
λ James Kanjo
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[[module css]]
h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, h1 a, h2 a, h3 a, h4 a, h5 a, h6 a, a, a:link {
font-family: "Comic Sans MS";
}
h1:before {content: 'Happy '; color: #FF00FF;}
h2:before {content: 'Cute '; color: #FF00FF;}
h3:before {content: 'Glittery '; color: #FF00FF;}
strong:before {content: 'Fun '; color: #FF00FF;}
tt:before {content: 'Magical '; color: #FF00FF;}
em:before {content: 'Lovely '; color: #FF00FF;}
p:before {content: 'Sparkly '; color: #FF00FF;}
#page-content li:before {content: 'Charming '; color: #FF00FF;}
li li:before {content: 'Amazing '; color: #FF00FF;}
#page-content a:before {content: 'Wonderful '; color: #FF00FF;}
.comments-box h1:before, .comments-box h2:before, .comments-box h3:before, .comments-box strong:before, .comments-box tt:before, .comments-box em:before, .comments-box p:before, .comments-box li:before, .comments-box li li:before, .comments-box a:before {content: '' !important;}
[[/module]]
Nice!
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LOL :)
And although the redecoration looks good, it seems a bit … familiar ;-) I seem to remember seeing a slightly-less-pinkish version somewhere else :)
Too much of a good (or in this case, fun) thing isn't always a good thing though, so I'd probably go crazy if I saw fun and wonderful links every time I visited your blog xD
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this was… random lol
(dont feel like login in)
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